Have you ever eaten a bao?  What did it taste like?  Which character looks like a stuffing rolled up into a rice flour bun?  Which one is the bao?

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Brewing tea, being full, hugging.  Running and hail.  Keep your eye on the bao.

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Grandma says, “Don’t just eat the rice, eat more  vegetables.”  The specks of grain that grow out of the square rice paddy, that’s the rice.  Mi is grain, the life giving starch of grasses.  Corn is the jade grain; rice grains grind into a fine flour for noodles.  The little grain is millet.  Mi is in sugarcane and in cakes.

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Herbaceous plants (and fungi) are depicted with the two crosses of tsao.  Grass, mushroom, tea, and flower are written with ‘tsao’ on top.  Chrysanthemum flowers are good for tea; and for making a soup with pig tripe.  The orchid is a ‘tsao’ with a doorway looking to the morning sun in the east.  Out of the muddy waters of the pond rises the lotus flower.  It is the soul beaming in pure light.  Where’s that recipe for lotus seeds and winter melon soup?  Don’t forget the pig bones.  Grandma!?

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By the train station, little old ladies sell Magnolia champaca and Magnolia alba flowers.  The smell brings you close to buddha’s mind.  In Chinese, magnolias are jade orchids.  Jade (yu) is the color of mountain streams and precious stones.  The king comes from jade.  Jade is in the spinning top and the flying kite.  It is said that a jade rabbit lives in the moon, have you seen it?

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The “typical” mushroom is gu.  Hard conk, shelf-like, mushrooms are zhi.  Morels and chanterelles are jun.  The potato tuber of Poria is qing.  Shaggy manes are umbrellas, Tremellas are ears (growing out of a tree), and Hiercium is the head of a furry lion.

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Beans are a useful source of protein, and a good crop to put nitrogen into the ground.  Tofu comes hard or soft; hot in a stir fry or cold in a desert soup; fried, fermented, and disguised as meat.  In rolls of thin skins and in sweet buns.  Stinky, that’s my favorite kind!  You smell it three blocks away…How I miss it!  Beans are do.  The hairy bean is the soybean.  Bean sand is the sweet black paste of the bao with a pink dot.  There is bean flower soup and bean curdle (tofu).  A common Chinese breakfast is warm and salty – plain fried churros dipped in a bowl of soymilk.

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A bitter taste often indicates powerful plant chemicals –  chemicals that may help break down fats, cause paralysis, or open up kaleidoscope visions of the cosmos.  Bitter melons are known for their ability to defeat intestinal worms, prevent cancer, and help people with too much sugar in their pee pee.

The melon is gua.  Bitter melon has the wrinkly skin.  The melon that came from the west is the watermelon.  Winter melon is also known as the furry melon.  Melon seeds, tea and some friends – that is how you chill on the street corner on a humid and hot summer day.

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Who blooms in the dead cold of winter?  Plums!  The fruit tree that is beautiful to behold, and delicious to eat.  Plum fruits are preserved for snacks in a thousand ways to twist your tongue and furrow your brow.  Another fruit that comes from trees is the orange.  Some have a skin that is easy to peel, others are cut into wedges.

All fruit trees have in common the character for wood, or mu.  There are forests, fruits, and roots.  Villages, boards, cups, and chess. Plum.  Loquat – fruit or music instrument?  Either way, a tea made of its leaf is a great remedy for cough.  Just remember to flick off the little hairs on the underside.

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Bamboo is admired for its straightness, and ability to withstand high winds.  Be strong and flexible, not rigid and brittle.  In the bamboo grove, grows the bamboo mushroom.  It is a species of mushroom sometimes referred to as a “stinkhorn”.

Bamboo is dru.  Chopsticks and pens are made of bamboo.  In old days, the dummies and naughties of the classroom got hit with bamboo sticks.  The bamboo mushroom named Dictyophora has a long skirt.

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In the high plateaus of Tibet, herders noticed that their strongest sheep were eating some kind of a worm in the grass.  A closer look revealed a golden caterpillar, parasitized, and taken over by a fungus.  Hence the common name, Winter Bug Summer Grass.  Its name is Cordyceps.

A bug is trong.  The caterpillar is a furry trong.  Ants, butterflies, and fire flies are all trong.  Lumped together in this group are snails and snakes, frogs and shrimp. Can you find the trong in the egg and the rainbow?

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Nature is dynamic opposites, forever turning and changing.  Fire is huo.  Fire is in lamps and baking ovens.  It is in the grey color of a smoky cooking fire indoors.  Fire is firecrackers and dynamite, burnt pans, and fiery boiling infections.

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Water flows.  It carves and smoothes the hardest, most jagged, rocks.  Water gives life in the form of grains, beans, vegetables, and fruits.  In floods, it kills millions.  Its power is awesome.  Water is shui.  It is life – rivers, streams, and sand.  It is washing, rinsing, sweating, and swimming.  The three dots of water are a part of soup, oil, wine, and the sea.

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Farms in south China and Taiwan cultivate two crops of rice a year.  Dry cut fields lie side to side with green growing grasses.  This is the character for male – nan.  It is a combination of cultivated fields and power.  Sprouts and kung fu both have something in common with “man”.

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The goddess of compassion is Guanyin.  She rises out of a lotus blossom.  She is the protector of woman, children, and fishermen.  Giving birth and nursing the young is part of being a female.  Nu is woman, or female.  Goodness and peace, milk and grandma.  Mom!

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The mouth, ko, is for eating and drinking.  You eat rice (meaning food), eat bitterness (meaning hardships), and eat vinegar (that is when one is jealous).  Cry a little, it’s not so bad.  Besides eating, one drinks soup, drinks tea, and drinks wine.  Sing a song, la la la la la…

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A long long time ago, there was nothing but darkness.  In a cosmic flash, the universe hatched an egg.  Inside the egg was consciousness.  It was a giant named Pang Gu.  Pang Gu split the world in the middle, and separated the heavens from the earth.  The heavens pushed up into the stars.  The sky is tien.

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At Pang Gu’s feet was the earth.  Land and sea.  The earth was made of mud – tu. And earth – di.
People sat on the dirt, and went to the market.  They built earthen walls, and buried the dead in the ground.

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Dragon wove through the water and air.  Dragon stitched the planet together with pearls and crystals.

Turtle held up the earth under the sea. Turtle anchored the moving plates of rock.

Pang Gu worked hard to create the universe.  His sweat fells as drops of rain. When Pang Gu slept, his sweat cooled and became snow.  Flowers of snow drifted onto the earth.  Rain is yu.  Snow flakes, clouds, and electricity are all relatives of rain.

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Pang Gu grew old and tired, and he lay down to sleep.  His bones turned into clay, rocks, and mountains.  His flesh became the soil.  His blood transformed into rivers.

A stone is shí.  Plates and bowls made of clay are fired, and become hard like stone.

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A mountain is shan.  Islands are a mountain in the sea.  If you are lost, mountain spirits may  help you find your way home.  A tasty snack called haw flakes is made from a mountain tree named Crataegus, or hawthorn.

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Pang Gu’s finger nails, teeth, and marrow became precious metals in the earth.  Gold, Silver, Copper and Zinc.  Metals are a sign of prosperity.  Gold is jing.  Needles, pots and pans, silver, and money all come from metals.  A plant fragrant as gold is the tulip.

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The lice on Pang Gu’s hairy body turned into monkeys, tigers, elephants, and other animals.  His fleas became fishes in the rivers and seas.

In the morning, the goddess Nuwa awoke from her dream. She began to make people out of clay.  This is a person, ren. People hide out from the rain under an umbrella.  Others go up and live in the mountains, and become immortal.  The person is present in the character for “today”.

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Once upon a time a couple of hunters were cooking some deer meat by a fire.  A giant jaguar came down from the clouds and said, ” I have a gift for you.”

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When the hunters returned to their village, they told the chief about the jaguar.  The chief laughed at the hunters.  The chief said, ” Ha ha ha, there is no such thing as a jaguar in sky!”

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The next day, the hunters went back to the place where they had seen the jaguar.  There, next to the fire, was a thick grass.  Sticking out of its stalks were big ears of yellow, white, red, and blue corn.Image

Sometimes, a moth lays its eggs on the corn leaves.

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The eggs hatch into caterpillars, and the caterpillars bore into the corn kernels.  You can lose your corn crop if the caterpillars go out of control.

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Dried corn is ground into corn meal.

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The meal is mixed with water and kneaded.  Add a little salt.

Cook the tortillas on a hot pan, or fill with beans and cheese to make pupusas.  Yum!

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Surfing is a great activity at the boundary of the earth and sea.

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There are places to sit in the surf zone.  The indicators and chargers sit way outside, waiting for the sets.  The rippers and butt wavers are often on the inside, catching every wave.

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At beach breaks, the way sand settles on the bottom helps to determine the shape of the waves.

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It is easiest to get to the outside of the surf zone if you can find a channel.  It will take you into the swirling kelp and foam and right to the best waves.

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Once outside, keep an eye out for dark shadows and heavy lines on the horizon.  If you are not paying attention you will get sloshed.  Storms and winds make far traveling swells.

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A good skill to learn is the duck dive.  It is also practiced by cormorants.  Follow the flow of the energy.  Can’t fight it, go under it!

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Learning timing is of utmost importance.  Go right up to it, spin, GO!!!!!

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What is unavoidable is getting tossed.  When the curtains close the show is over.  Catch a breath and take it easy.

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In the washing machine you get clean.  A good nasal rinse and body massage does wonders!  Now, figure out which way is up?!

Image Landing on the reefs, spiny creatures await you.  Maybe I should have brought booties…

A nurse, some tequila and a pair of tweezers.  Back in the water!

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The first time I saw moving fins in the water, nervous waves shook me to the core.  Now, I am more observant of their shape and behavior.

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Another creature to beware of is the stingray.  Shuffle shuffle, let them know you’re coming.
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Well, a mast and a rusty hull, there’s a welcome sight to see in the water when you’re taking off on a wave!  Luckily the huevos rancheros and warm power plant water make up for it!  Bob Gove!!

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The one we really don’t want to think about.  The master boss of the seas, the big kahuna, mr. sharp teeth…  Are we near the red triangle?

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Warm currents from Peru bring flying fish to Northern California.  El Niño baby Jesus surfs on a sunfish.

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This is what I was waiting for.  A crystalline tube of liquid spit.

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The locals are wild and free.  They are scarred and missing pieces of fin.  They jump out the back of waves.  Laughing laughing creatures.

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That’s it.  Hope you get a chance to say hello to the sea, the mother of all beings and origin of life on earth!